whosthisdouchefag:

alternative title: “john’s incredible dong, dad thought wrong.”

warning: incestuous homo relations in the bottom 

John’s father is a predictable man. He takes his coffee black, he obeys every law to the letter, and he spends every evening from seven to nine cleaning the house and polishing his pipes. John has known his father his whole life. That’s long enough to have seen every emotion etched into his father’s face, long enough to learn each quirk and to understand every miniscule change in the man’s voice.

But this is a side of his father John has never seen before.

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napalmarts:

My Commissions are Open

Its late but I just spend an unfathomable amount of time on this and I wanna post it.

So I am.

johnsdong:

ok,

imlingy:

dongle-oh-seven:

i’ve been drawing a lot of porn lately i’m sorry

dont you dare be sorry

intensehentais:

Uhm

whoops, sketch.

But yeah why isn’t GamzeeJane a thing you guys

srsly

(Sorry for not updating this thing, I’ve been kinda busy with uni.

I’ll get to those asks tomorrow ;; )

vasodilate:

hashtag no shame blogging

whatnobrono:

Anonymous asked:

can u please draw dirk getting fingerbanged by a drone. omg

omg indeed.

pedoshaming:

manisoke:

…

no ok im reblogging this twice in a row because i just need to talk about the feelings this is giving me

first of all lets talk about how fucking hOT JOHN IS

his teeth are so cute omfg

and his liTTLE PUDGY BELLY I WANNA KISS IT

AND HIS NIPPLES ARE PUFFY LEMME SUCK ON THEM GODDDDDDD

his balls look rly qt too and flUFFY EYEBROWS i like those

moving onto the subject matter

i„„„,am cry„„„„„„i can just see john getting into the game and

realizing his dad isnt there

and then when he finds dad deAD HE JUST LIKE

BREAKS DOWN

LIKE “oh my god, dad is gone.  i’ll never be able to kiss him or have him hold me or touch me again.  i…”

sO HE JUST GOES THROUGH ALL DADS STUFF AND ROLLS AROUND IN HIS CLOTHES AND PUTS HIS HATS ON AND SMELLS ALL HIS PIPES AND SHAVING CREAM EVERYWHERE AND

AND

and then hes like “i need to.  do something to take the edge off or something.” so he tries masturbating because that always calms him down and its not like hes never jacked off in dads bed to the smell of his clothes or w/e before

but he cant get off

he winds up getting hard and stuff but he cant come because

its not dads hand touching him, his daddys not kissing him, holding him sO GENTLY„„„„„,

so he cant come

so he just

cries

lays in the mess he made and cries

gOD IM FUCKING DEAD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

mookiebutt:

Dirk shows uu the real thing |ω・）

grolify:

Anonymous asked grolify:

oooh nursestuck yes good. can you draw dirk/jake frotting please?

Sure!

Hope you don’t mind it being sketchy. Today’s a bad day for clean lineart heh